You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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