Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Randomize
