is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
