How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
