it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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