Rock
Scissors
Fuck
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
