We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
