we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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