wake up i wanna do it froggy style
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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