Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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