awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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