Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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