just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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