the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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