That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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