i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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