I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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