Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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