put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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