i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
this boner is exhausting
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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