What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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