lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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