Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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