butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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