You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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