you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
he thought i was a dude.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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