by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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