So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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