You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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