Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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