Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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