Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Randomize
