so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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