last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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