no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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