This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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