Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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