: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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