i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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