Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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