Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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