Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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