I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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