i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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