he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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