there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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