Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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