I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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