try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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