But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I could fuck to npr.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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