So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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